She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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