Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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