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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
