he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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