Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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