I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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