Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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