Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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