Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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