And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
i believe in u and ur pee
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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