She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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