I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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