If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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