I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I faked an abortion last night.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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