It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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