I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You were trust falling into bushes
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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