I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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