puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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