bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
that is very illegal...i love you.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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