therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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