How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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