I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
We need a shit load of segways right now
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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