I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I touched a dick in church today
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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