In the future we'll all be gay
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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