why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize