I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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