oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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