Dual....:-)
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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