420 ftw
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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