are you so shy because you have an std?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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