that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
