So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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