i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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