You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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