On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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