so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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