just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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