Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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