We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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