I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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