im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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