do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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