I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My hand turned me down
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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