Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Randomize
