Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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