How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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