did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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