hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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