based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
