in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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