Christians are straight up FREAKS
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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