According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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