Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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